Only a Mother's Love
Mom: Good news. I no longer have sleep apnea. However my legs twitch 500 times a night because of RLS. Your brother and sister have it too.
Me: Great. Well, maybe I have dad's insides and will avoid it.
Mom: You definitely have his outsides. I wonder if RLS would be easier?
Me: Did you just call me ugly?
Mom: No, just think I am prettier than your father.
Me: Thanks. I can just blame my spinsterhood on looking like a man.
Mom: Not a man, just looking like the Fox's.
Me: ...............
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