Desperado, Why Don't You Come to Your Senses?
Her: How are you, Ms Deen?
Me: Still dreaming of an afternoon spent feeding Bobby grits while I caress his sweet southern skin.
Her: lol
Me: I know, I need a life.
Her: No, no don't lose your fantasies!
Me: Girl, I am 32, single, and Mormon. My fantasies are all I have.
Her: lol
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